AHEM. I, Clementine Peezy-Wheez Churchill, would like to interrupt this "Winston's pity party program" for a special announcement:
I'M BORED.
Enough about "poor Winston" - POOR CLEMENTINE! First off, Winston disappeared for a WHOLE day without even telling me where he was going. Then he shows back up 8 hours later, he smells like a bunch of other animals and people, he's all doped up, he doesn't even recognize me, then he proceeds to fall asleep for the next ten hours. RUDE.
Then when he wakes back up, Mami and Papi are all "awww, Winston, poooor Winston" blah blah blah. What about ME???
Then at dinner he got SOFT FOOD and chicken stock! And what did I get? KIBBLE!! The Injustice!
And worst of all - he won't play with me!! And every time I put my "Let's get ready to rumble" bark and skip and crazy face on, Mami and Papi start yelling at me and tell me to "leave Winston alone." What am I supposed to do????
I mean, Winston is usually pretty lame anyways, but this is RIDICULOUS. Plus, he still smells funny. Bleck.
So, dear readers - I implore you. What should I do?? How do I make it through this never-ending boredom fest without the Mami and Papi yelling at me incessantly and without hurting "poor wittle Winston"???? I need ideas, quick - I'm getting cabin fever!!
Awww, I'm sorry Clemmy. But Winston can't help it. He had surgery. With all those ouches, he deserves that pampering. Maybe if you're really sweet and cuddle up to him, your pawrents will give you a special treat of soft food and chicken stock at dinner with him too? Maybe you could stay busy by making him a get well card? Or is there a nearby friend that you could go hang out with for awhile? If you lived closer to us, then I'd say you could come vacation at my house. Well, hang in there Clemmy - he'll be well soon enough. Tell him I'm glad he made it through surgery okay. Have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteHi Clemmie,
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain sister. I hate it when my world gets disrupted on account of one of the others. I definitely think you deserve some special rewards for being cool about the whole thing. (mostly). food embellishment will be a must. Perhaps some kind of chew bone to keep you busy, keep your mind off ole belly acher. Yeah, and get one of those doting parents to take you on a special trip. Like to the petstore to get a new toy, or to the park for some playtime. Let me know if you need me to plead your case, I am pretty good at getting what I want!
Clementine, hangs on! I's coming to get you. Pack a bathing suit, your favorite stuffies, and cocktail dress! You will not have to suffers that injustices any more!
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~Harry P.
Clemmi I totally understand. Old Lady Tuni is like that everyday.....boring. Maybe you will get to go to the dog park this weekend? I miss playing chase with you :)
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Sequoia
You need your own pug, Clementine. That's why there are three or more here at all times. This weekend, we even have a spare. Elliott from meet up. If mom weren't going to Williamsburg tomorrow for a rescue meeting, we'd invite you to over for a throw down.
ReplyDeleteOh Clemintine.... I wish I had some answers... but in the mean time.. maybe I could send you some of your very own magic bubbles,,, to show off with, and then everyone will love you more than they already do.
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tweedles
hi clemmy!
ReplyDeletethe great news is that winston will be back to his old self in no time and this will bored feeling will be a distant memory. :)
your family is so lucky to have you!
xoxoxo
So rude! I can't believe that he didnt tell you where he was off to, and then he had the gall to pretend not to know who you are!
ReplyDeleteI'd give him a talking to if I were you gal!
Sweet cute pug. Its my first time to see a dog likes this.
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